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In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your  [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing.
MIn S.P.L.U.R.T., your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your  [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. While we are an ERP server please remember that you still have a station to manage and your work should come first, especially if you are command.
 
 
Listed next to each of the jobs is a difficulty, Difficulty is based off of Mechanical depth and expected performance. What this means is mechanically an Engineer is a fair bit deeper then a Captain but a Captain has a lot of steep expectations layered upon them.
 


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![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk by tucking it into bed. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. Deal with the Clown with your rapier. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION'. Permabrig the [[chef]] and steal his whetstone.
|Name the station something sexual. Hide the Nuclear Chip in your shoe, and forget where it is. Make the [[Blueshield]] and [[Head of Personnel|HoP]] fight to the death over the pinpointer. Be an All-Access Staff Assistant proudly. Spend Six hours of a Seven-hour shift fucking. Simultaneously be the Captain, HoP, [[Research Director|RD]], [[Chief Medical Officer|CMO]], and [[Quartermaster|QM]] when no one else is around, get told you're not doing your job.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with Clowns, distribute silver IDs to those clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves.<br> Have blood feuds with the [[Captain]]. Protect Ian or die trying. Laugh at the [[Quartermaster]] for not being the head of his own department.
|Make sure the Service Industry does its job. <s>Kill</s> Protect Ian at all costs. Turn all PDAs into Neko PDAs. Close the Line, and ignore the Radio. Spend your whole shift drinking in the bar. Forget your role and try to change your job. Give yourself all access and get yelled at by Centcom. Make the captain manage the line as you get head in your office.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[Blueshield]]
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Despair when they inevitably are. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Try to focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b>. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Rage at the coderbase for not letting you fit the entire armory into your pants anymore. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
|Manage [[Warden|all]] [[Security Officer|of]] [[Detective|Security]], take flak for their fuckups. Try to fuck in your office, be interrupted. Try to fuck in Solitary, be interrupted. Try to fuck in maint, be interrupted. Give a [[Peacekeeper]] the role of HoS while fucking. Get yelled at for not doing your Job. Open the armory when told the [[Clown]] has a mech, refuse to lower it.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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|Smoke two cigarettes and require medical attention. Shoot the assistants with your cowboy gun. Use your cowboy gun to become a serial killer without getting arrested because everyone knows you cannot be an antag. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Beg security officers for a baton. "Deconstruct" Beepsky for a baton. Harmbaton innocent bystanders. Litter the halls with photos. Maybe actually solve a crime someday.  
|Smoke two cigarettes and require medical attention. Shoot the assistants with your cowboy gun. Use your cowboy gun to become a serial killer without getting arrested because everyone knows you cannot be an antag. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Beg security officers for a baton. "Deconstruct" Beepsky for a baton. Harmbaton innocent bystanders. Litter the halls with photos. Maybe actually solve a crime someday.  
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic computer. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns. Laugh when Security begs you to make them technological shotgun shells.
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic computer. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns. Laugh when Security begs you to make them technological shotgun shells.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. Fry your genes with radiation until you melt down into a literal slug. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey injector and get impaled by the cook. Have people line up for superpowers like it's a candy store. Turn people into gorillas. Give the gorillas skateboards.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|<s>Gently</s> Remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with <s>Chloral Hydrate</s> hard drugs. Feed Runtime mice from maintenance. Kick out the [[Clown]] every five minutes. Do everything because nobody else knows how wounds work.
|Be the only one who knows how to turn on the Cryo Tubes. Lament when Runtime shits out 26 kittens. Offer blowjobs in return for active suit sensors. Cry about no one being injured, cry when too many people are injured. Take over all the medical jobs when overstaffed. Forgo medical duties for ERP when understaffed. Teach your crew how to do surgery on a [[Clown|willing]] [[Mime|participant]]
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery to give them a <s>sex change</s> lobotomy. Replace all the chemicals in the Cryo tubes with spray tan and fluorosulfuric acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. Cry because the [[Clown]] has a broken bone and you don't understand how to fix it. Steal all your patients' money.
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery to give them a <s>sex change</s> lobotomy. Replace all the chemicals in the Cryo tubes with spray tan and fluorosulfuric acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. Cry because the [[Clown]] has a broken bone and you don't understand how to fix it. Steal all your patients' money.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
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![[File:Paramedic_basic2.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Attempt to rescue people from dangerous situations. Get mugged and/or killed by any of the 20 antagonists lurking in maintenance. "Accidentally" kill your patients with calomel and steal their gear. Replace the actual doctors when they don't know which end of the syringe goes in the body.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
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|Be hated by everybody regardless of what you've done. Try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic. Get killed because the Clown released Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]]. Test diseases on people. Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects <s>was let out by you</s> <s>Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help</s> mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area. Get lynched when [[Nuclear_Operative|a bunch of]] [[Xenobiology|other]] [[Botanist|assholes]] release Fungal Tuberculosis. Despair when the P.A.N.D.E.M.I.C. machine breaks and prevents you from creating vaccines. Have blood feuds with [[Scientist|Scientists]] and [[Roboticist|Roboticists]] over Uranium sheets.
|Be hated by everybody regardless of what you've done. Try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic. Get killed because the Clown released Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]]. Test diseases on people. Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects <s>was let out by you</s> <s>Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help</s> mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area. Get lynched when [[Nuclear_Operative|a bunch of]] [[Xenobiology|other]] [[Botanist|assholes]] release Fungal Tuberculosis. Despair when the P.A.N.D.E.M.I.C. machine breaks and prevents you from creating vaccines. Have blood feuds with [[Scientist|Scientists]] and [[Roboticist|Roboticists]] over Uranium sheets.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Paramedic_basic2.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Attempt to rescue people from dangerous situations. Get mugged and/or killed by any of the 20 antagonists lurking in maintenance. "Accidentally" kill your patients with calomel and steal their gear. Replace the actual doctors when they don't know which end of the syringe goes in the body.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Mine rocks. Try to mine the local wildlife. Be yelled at by every other department to get materials. Vandalize the science departament when Mining Technology doesn't get researched fast enough for you. Explore [[Lavaland]] for phat loot. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is launched before you can get every tendril chest. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you. Get chewed by [[Megafauna|gum]]. Cause more damage than all the actual antagonists in the round combined by failing to kill a boosted tumor monster. Fall into a chasm and die.
|Mine rocks. Try to mine the local wildlife. Be yelled at by every other department to get materials. Vandalize the science departament when Mining Technology doesn't get researched fast enough for you. Explore [[Lavaland]] for phat loot. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is launched before you can get every tendril chest. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you. Get chewed like a [[Megafauna|gum]]. Cause more damage than all the actual antagonists in the round combined by failing to kill a boosted tumor monster. Fall into a chasm and die.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>'''Hard'''
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Attempt to obstruct every arrest. Have the murderous changelings released on a technicality while convincing the Captain to permabrig the clown. Get your ribs kicked in for taking a stun baton. Eventually be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Attempt to obstruct every arrest. Have the murderous changelings released on a technicality while convincing the Captain to permabrig the clown. Get your ribs kicked in for taking a stun baton. Eventually be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_psychologist.png‎|64px|link=Psychologist]]<br>[[Psychologist]]
|Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths. Give up on that and chillax in your office. Sample all of your "happy pills". Break into Chemistry and make your own. Convince Security you have a license for cyanide tablets. Commit ritualistic suicide with the moth plushie.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
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== Antagonists ==
=== Main Antagonists ===
Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:brown;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Try to become a contractor, be given the most robust person on the station as your first target. Get a discount on high-level gear and depopulate the station. Run a game show with your traitor gear as a prize. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Not_Malf.gif|64px|link=Malfunctioning AI]]<br>[[Malfunctioning AI]]
|"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emagged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with <s>plasma</s> screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Laugh when the crew uploads gimmick laws. Blame the HoP for everything. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Turn the entire station into a genetically identical swarm of pink-haired catgirls. Poop out bloody spider eggs and be killed by them when they hatch. Form a deep love-hate relationship with the crematorium. Get unceremoniously cuffed by a toolbox-wielding assistant and thrown in front of an oncoming shuttle.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Nuclear Operative]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (It was you.) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Forget to take the disk out of the nuke. Forget to anchor the nuke. Forget to bring the nuke. Have your ship stolen by a single cyborg. Kidnap Ian.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested. Shoulder the burden of being the only person who knows how to be a cultist. Watch the Chaplain space himself out of boredom five minutes in. Begin the final summoning of of your eldritch god, then get unceremoniously obliterated by a toolbox-wielding assistant with a chemical grenade. Piss on Ratvar's grave.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots. Commit terrorism against the brig. Convert the single robust person on the server as a win condition. Try to flash someone with eye protection and be beaten to death.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
|FORTI GY AMA!! Make everybody hate you for monopolizing the round. EI NATH!! Transform the entire crew into various animals. ONI SOMA!! Die to a clown with a null rod.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Heretic.png|64px|link=Heretic]]<br>[[Heretic]]
|Scribble millions of runes in maintenance. Use your book on an influence in front of security. Sacrifice the targets your Living Heart chooses to '''JAHRADI'TAGR'''. Accidentally select a security officer as your first target. Diss Nar'Sie while summoning your worm god. Have your book get stolen and deep fried. Summon monsters made out of legs because you have no other friends. Fill your backpack with your eldritch knife of choice just to land on top of Armsky on your first teleport.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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=== Side Antagonists ===
Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:orange;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door. Except you don't do any of this. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist. Spend 25 minutes in a deadlock because neither you nor the crew know what you're doing. Change colors every five minutes.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you. Mind control everybody to lynch the captain.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Holoparasite]]<br>[[Holoparasite]]
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Annoy your summoner by constantly making JoJokes in their head. Be a punchghost. Get your master killed by eating a full shotgun shell to the face.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>ORA ORA ORA
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![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the [[Curator|Curator's]] favorite porno. Become the queen and immediately regret being a slow, fat fuck. Get unceremoniously killed by a welder-wielding assistant dragging a plasma canister.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Guard.png|64px|link=Spider]]<br>[[Spider|Spiders]]
|Catch <s>flies</s> assistants in your web and suck their juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell. Waste all the purple eggs on vipers, go extinct. Complain in deadchat about not being able to ventcrawl anymore.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy to Medium
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![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
|Shock lights. Transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Hack every bot on the station. Materialize long enough to tell the crew what deadchat is saying about them. Walk into holy water and die. Grief Medbay. Trade for them until <s>admins</s> gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
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![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]]<br>[[Morph]]
|Eat pens for amusement. Eat the entire armory. Eat the ore silo. Disguise yourself as Beepsky and uphold the law. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot. Crash the server by dying on the shuttle and filling it with the thousands of useless items you ate.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Nightmare]]<br>[[Nightmare]]
|Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Be validhunted by everybody on the station for your organs! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
|Make the AI spend five minutes fixing the security records. Touch the cyborgs inappropriately. Summon an even worse side antagonist. Roleplay as an edgelord, then dash into the turbine gas chamber. Break open every blue and red door on the station. Commit terrorism, but only in the janitorial closet. Be beaten to death by a mob of angry scientists for getting your dorito-covered gloves on their research computer.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Slaughterdemon.png|64px|link=Slaughter Demon]]<br>[[Slaughter Demon]]
|Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the [[Morgue]] for health. Drag bleeding monkeys through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR!
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
|Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag. Make boner jokes. Park your ship outside security. Have a single cyborg enter your ship and build walls. Turn on your booty detector, have the entire crew come for your booty. Drink milk. Wave around your cool scimitars.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease]]<br>[[Sentient Disease]]
|Try to infect people. Snowball off of one lucky transmission, or be sighted and cured immediately. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow funny beards. If they complain, turn them into flaming, rotting, blind, deaf, rapidly mutating corpses with funny beards. Name yourself after either a popular media franchise, a bodily function, a shitpost, or COVID-19.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Obsessed.png|64px|link=Obsessed]]<br>[[Obsessed]]
|Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's already a miserable bastard in this shithole. Come up for excuses to stalk the clown. Contract deadly diseases from hugging people. Lie in bed in dorms and think about your catgirl co-worker until you kill yourself from depression.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Griffmaster.png|64px|link=Fugitives]]<br>[[Fugitives]]
|Lead the [[Hunters]] on a chase around the station. Total the [[clown]] into the Supermatter while doing so. Hope you spawn as Waldo, then hope nobody kills you for being Waldo.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Spessrussian.png|64px|link=Hunters]]<br>[[Hunters]]
|Wave your weapons wildly around. Shoot the [[Fugitives]] for resisting. While you're at it, shoot the entire crew for resisting.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Newspacedragon.gif|64px|link=Space Dragon]]<br>[[Space Dragon]]
|Burninate the <s>assistants</s> peasantry. Place your rift in Engineering, then abandon it. Fill the station with carp corpses. Have the shuttle called, arrive and depart long before you could possibly come close to succeeding. Name yourself after your own scalie fursona. Get unceremoniously killed by an assistant wielding an improvised shotgun.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Advancedtumor.gif|64px|link=Pulsating Tumor]]<br>[[Pulsating Tumor|Elite Mobs]]
|<s>Kill the fools who awakened you.</s> Be killed by a powergaming miner with top level megafauna loot before you can put up any resistance. Trash the mining base! Surf on lava. Illegally resettle on the station. Communicate entirely in *flips and *spins.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Slimeorange.png|64px|link=Sentient Slime]]<br>[[Sentient Slime]]
|Die to anybody with a fire extinguisher. Die to a hull breach. Kill yourself because you spawned in a sealed supermatter chamber. If you survive, break into genetics or virology to eat monkeys for 5 minutes, then effortlessly kill a single assistant with your six hour long hardstun. Eat a murderboner.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Regalrat.png|64px|link=Rat King]]<br>[[Rat King]]
|Sit atop a pile of treasures! Summon an army of rats to do your bidding, hoard massive amounts of cheese, nibble upon wires (and piss off Engineering in the process), spread pestilence, and incorporate the puny humans into your biomass. Get captured, and watch the crew become extravagantly wealthy off of shipping your bodily fumes to Centcom.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
|-
|}
=== Depreciated Antagonists ===
These antagonists, for one reason or another, are no longer in the normal gamemode rotation. Beware: these antagonists may appear due to malevolent [[Admins|Space God]] shenanigans, so don't rule them out entirely.
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;"|Removal Reason
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Families]]<br>[[Families|Family]]
|The latest revision was supposed to support a higher level of roleplay compared to the older versions of Families (no more space cops, no hard win/lose objectives, more thematic family types, portable cellphones for family communication). Ironically reverted back to a team deathmatch game mode that destroyed any sense of roleplay or immersion most rounds, even on the roleplay servers.
|Roll with a crew of fellow Saints. Tag turf for Grove Street. Declare that Tunnel Snakes rule! Get beat up by the cops. Tell the Phantom Thieves to play a real shin megoomi tenseh game. Complain in deadchat that Families is bad when you recruited literally nobody the entire round for your Family.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
|}
=== Removed Antagonists ===
These antagonists have, for one reason or another, been removed from the game. These antagonists might return one day if they ever get remade or reworked. Although, this is highly unlikely...
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:black;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:black;"|Removal Reason
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:black;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:black;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
|Not quite an antagonist and more of a gamemode variation on wizard. Spawning up to three or four Wizards simply proved to be too much for the station. One Wizard is destructive enough. This however remains in game as a admin only event, for <s>your</s> their amusement.
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]
|A highly controversial and playerbase dividing game mode, the game mode saw dozens of revisions by coders yet it remained essentially either a Revolution round but with round start access to firearms, or a team deathmatch game mode that destroyed any sense of roleplay or immersion. 
|Vandalize the station and get into fights with rivals. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Get ignored by your own gang. Just don't forget: Snitches Get Stitches.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
|-
![[File:Godhand.png|64px|link=Hand of God]]<br>[[Hand of God]]
|Oh, poor HoG! Shoved out the door buggy, unbalanced, and extremely hard to learn as it combines three gamemodes (hello, gang) into one. Nobody wanted to fix HoG after it's release because of old derelict code that would break even more when poked. While some say it's fun while it's not broken, has that ever been the status quo?
|Turn someone into !popehat! while they're talking to security. Instakill people with god powers! Build across the station converting people with your !popehat! gang, and get killed instantly by a rod smashing into your nexus. Break the game, over and over and over and get removed.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Pope.gif|64px|link=Hades]]<br>[[Hades|Hades, Pope of Sin]]
|Poor guy was implemented into the game as summonable through an item accessible only to wizards. Almost never encountered, when the Dark Seed went away, away went the Pope of Sin with it.
|Be a general annoyance to the crew. Be a very annoying (need I say it again with time freezing to a halt every minute or so) non-sentient antagonist. Play Russian roulette with the crew manifest.
!AI Controlled
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
|Shadowling suffered from issues of it being yet another crew conversion game mode, and was generally unfun to fight against and had a anti-climatic ending. This mode has recently been reworked into the [[Nightmare]] side antagonist.
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Borer.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
|The Cortical Borer suffered from the same problems as the Monkey Mode, being very buggy and one sided at times. Fun for both sides was questionable. No current plans to reimplememt.
|Crawl in the corroded brain of the clown. Inject meth. Assume direct control. Induce crippling drugs in the clown. Inject meth. Cry when the host eats sugar. Inject meth. Overdose!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Poor thing went through more iterations than any other antagonist. In the beginning, it was a blood cult imitator with turrets which was based around converting silicons. By the end, it was a bunch of kidnapping clock golems. Most rounds, it ended in a steamroll either for the cult, or for the crew. In the former case, the cultists would just sit around twiddling their thumbs for 10 minutes, in the latter case, security would bust through and end the cult in 1 minute. Throughout its existence, it was riddled with bugs and other exploits. Examples include:
* The Eminence teleporting maxcaps into the brig
* The crew purposely blowing up the SM to deny power to the cult
* Stargazer spam around the AI sat
* Cogscarab brass replication exploits
On 4/2/2018, Clockwork Cult was removed from the normal rotation of game modes, with the code for it being taken out a year later. The assets however remain in the code, and many relics of the Cult can either be replicated with Bronze or found...
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make <s>everyone</s> <s>absolutely nobody</s> a few people at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to <s>Unwinnable</s> Effortless
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Overthrow]]<br>[[Overthrow|Syndicate Mutineer]]
|Overthrow ended up being a damn confusing gamemode. Examples include how unclear it was if the other agent teams were working with or against you, or how the points system worked, not to mention the poor wording of the Overthrown AI lawset. Numerous bugs surfaced that didn't all get fixed, and the gamemode ended up being recognized as one of the least-liked gamemodes after a vote was taken.
Soon after said vote, the gamemode was removed from the gamemode rotation, and later on 7/22/2019 was removed entirely.
|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful <s>[[Gang]]</s> Syndicate team. Ask yourself what the fuck you're supposed to do.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation]]<br>[[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
|Assimilation was a conversion stealth antag that ended up being extremely hard to counter and was generally unfun to play against. After a community poll many wished to see the gamemode reworked, which was unlikely to happen since the creator and main active maintainer of the gamemode had stopped working on it.
The gamemode and it's related code was removed 7/26/2019.
|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
|Somewhat of a flawed mode, turns out that asking to buy a guy's soul usually makes them want to robust you, because "valid." Usually involved the devil blowing up some crew members and then offering them contracts to be revived. But, despite this, the [[Admins|Gods]] would occasionally use devils as a interesting midround antagonist with it's final accession ability disabled.
Unfortunately, devil code was old and buggy, and it was decided that it would best be removed on 9/22/2020.
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Original game mode was buggy and usually a steam roll, newer versions were one sided against the monkeys. However, Jungle Fever may make a return someday.
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
|Not terribly fun. While swarmers couldn't directly harm anyone, their whole existence had them running around and griefing the station by dismantling entire areas, and any resistance they met ended in the aggressor being warped away to some far off place cuffed. Playing as a swarmer usually just boiled down to clicking on stacks of iron.
The yellow drones also had the tendency to perma stunlock people with no chance of escape.
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport <s>other swarmers</s> your enemies away from your metal. Build an army of lemon drones. Leave them to permanently stunlock the clown.
!Medium
|-
|}
== Special ==
== Special ==


Latest revision as of 22:01, 30 August 2023

MIn S.P.L.U.R.T., your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. While we are an ERP server please remember that you still have a station to manage and your work should come first, especially if you are command.


Listed next to each of the jobs is a difficulty, Difficulty is based off of Mechanical depth and expected performance. What this means is mechanically an Engineer is a fair bit deeper then a Captain but a Captain has a lot of steep expectations layered upon them.


Jobs on SPLURT station

Command Captain, Head of Personnel, Head of Security, Chief Engineer, Research Director, Chief Medical Officer, Quartermaster
Security Head of Security, Security Officer, Warden, Detective, Prisoner
Engineering Chief Engineer, Station Engineer, Atmospheric Technician
Science Research Director, Geneticist, Scientist, Roboticist
Medical Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Paramedic, Chemist, Virologist, Coroner
Supply Quartermaster, Cargo Technician, Shaft Miner
Service Head of Personnel, Janitor, Bartender, Cook, Botanist, Clown, Mime, Chaplain, Curator, Assistant, Lawyer, Psychologist
Non-human AI, Cyborg, Positronic Brain, Drone, Personal AI, Construct, Imaginary Friend, Split Personality, Ghost
Antagonists Traitor, Malfunctioning AI, Changeling, Nuclear Operative, Blood Cultist, Heretic, Revolutionary, Wizard, Family, Blob, Abductor, Holoparasite, Xenomorph, Spider, Revenant, Morph, Nightmare, Space Ninja, Slaughter Demon, Pirate, Sentient Disease, Obsessed, Fugitives, Hunters, Space Dragon, Elite Mobs, Sentient Slime, Regal Rat, Paradox Clone
Special CentCom Official, Death Squad Officer, Emergency Response Officer, Chrono Legionnaire, Highlander, Ian, Lavaland Role, CentCom Intern


Useful Links


Disclaimer

Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please follow common sense.


Command

Job Role Difficulty

Captain 		Name the station something sexual. Hide the Nuclear Chip in your shoe, and forget where it is. Make the Blueshield and HoP fight to the death over the pinpointer. Be an All-Access Staff Assistant proudly. Spend Six hours of a Seven-hour shift fucking. Simultaneously be the Captain, HoP, RD, CMO, and QM when no one else is around, get told you're not doing your job. aHard
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Head of Personnel 		Make sure the Service Industry does its job. Kill Protect Ian at all costs. Turn all PDAs into Neko PDAs. Close the Line, and ignore the Radio. Spend your whole shift drinking in the bar. Forget your role and try to change your job. Give yourself all access and get yelled at by Centcom. Make the captain manage the line as you get head in your office. cMedium
Blueshield
Bridge Officer

Security

Job Role Difficulty

Head of Security 		Manage all of Security, take flak for their fuckups. Try to fuck in your office, be interrupted. Try to fuck in Solitary, be interrupted. Try to fuck in maint, be interrupted. Give a Peacekeeper the role of HoS while fucking. Get yelled at for not doing your Job. Open the armory when told the Clown has a mech, refuse to lower it. aVery Hard

Warden 		Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Be beaten and demoted for leaving your office to get a snack. Never Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Make sure nobody but you loots the armory. Set brig timers because the Head of Security refuses to. Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security. bHard

Security Officer 		Deal with the various dirty fucking criminals running amok on the station. Taser Disabler people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever. Arrest someone for a legitimate cause and get called shitcurity. aHard

Detective 		Smoke two cigarettes and require medical attention. Shoot the assistants with your cowboy gun. Use your cowboy gun to become a serial killer without getting arrested because everyone knows you cannot be an antag. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Beg security officers for a baton. "Deconstruct" Beepsky for a baton. Harmbaton innocent bystanders. Litter the halls with photos. Maybe actually solve a crime someday. cMedium
Peacekeeper

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty

Chief Engineer 		Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing with it. Protect your department's equipment from hordes of thieving rats. Get ignored by your own underlings. Increase the engine's power output until it turns half the station into a radioactive death zone. Become the radioactive death zone yourself, then use Medbay's showers. Despair when you're asked to rebuild Telecommunications. bHard
File:Generic engineer.png
Station Engineer

Set up the engine and repair any damage to hull and equipment. Nothing is broken? Just give it a few minutes. Get shot by emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people. Try to touch the Supermatter and get vaporized. Frequently remind crew that replacing lightbulbs is the Janitor's job.

cMedium
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Atmospheric Technician 		Be a ghetto fireman. Make sure everybody is breathing by listening to complaints about how useless you are; if they can talk, everything's within tolerance. Build pipe slides deathtraps. Forget to repair damaged piping. Commit arson. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. Have your axe stolen. Get lynched once silicons release plasma into the halls. Perform complicated gas reactions and fusion in the incinerator, then use them to instantly make the station uninhabitable. Try to understand the HFR. Fail. cMedium

Science

Job Role Difficulty

Research Director 		Oversee the demented manchildren of your department. Build Destroy cyborgs with your magic computer. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns. Laugh when Security begs you to make them technological shotgun shells. bHard
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Scientist 		Get tossed in disposal by the Research Director. Accidentally blow up Toxins. "Accidentally" blow up Toxins. Let the Slimes and way more horrifying things loose. Mass produce horrific clown creatures that would make God reach for the whiskey. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a hole in reality, which people will casually build floors over. Kill yourself when someone destroys the ore silo. cMedium

Roboticist 		Build big stompy mechs. Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a Robo Arm freaking chainsaw. Mass produce medibots and watch them all get hacked by traitors. Have all your flashes stolen by assistants. dEasy

Medical

Job Role Difficulty

Chief Medical Officer 		Be the only one who knows how to turn on the Cryo Tubes. Lament when Runtime shits out 26 kittens. Offer blowjobs in return for active suit sensors. Cry about no one being injured, cry when too many people are injured. Take over all the medical jobs when overstaffed. Forgo medical duties for ERP when understaffed. Teach your crew how to do surgery on a willing participant cMedium
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Medical Doctor 		Heal people. Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to the dungeon surgery to give them a sex change lobotomy. Replace all the chemicals in the Cryo tubes with spray tan and fluorosulfuric acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. Cry because the Clown has a broken bone and you don't understand how to fix it. Steal all your patients' money. dMedium

Chemist 		Become a god of narcotics and stimulants. Set off your end of round "fun grenade" too early, killing everybody on the shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the CMO after someone dies from your "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough meth and mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo, while refusing to give the botanists anything. Scream for security when people break into your lab because you've done nothing but make narcotics all shift. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy. Take advantage of chem factories to build public thermite and lube dispensers. dMedium
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Virologist 		Be hated by everybody regardless of what you've done. Try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic. Get killed because the Clown released Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever in your dungeon. Test diseases on people. Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects was let out by you Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area. Get lynched when a bunch of other assholes release Fungal Tuberculosis. Despair when the P.A.N.D.E.M.I.C. machine breaks and prevents you from creating vaccines. Have blood feuds with Scientists and Roboticists over Uranium sheets. cMedium
Geneticist
Psychologist
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Paramedic 		Attempt to rescue people from dangerous situations. Get mugged and/or killed by any of the 20 antagonists lurking in maintenance. "Accidentally" kill your patients with calomel and steal their gear. Replace the actual doctors when they don't know which end of the syringe goes in the body. dEasy


Supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Quartermaster 		Oversee the operations of cargo, order equipment with credits, and ensure your cargo techs do their jobs. Tell the miners to not die, lose radio contact with all of them ten minutes later. Sell anything valuable you can get your hands on and flaunt your wealth to the other departments. Order a shitton of guns and attempt to secede from the station for the glory of Cargonia. Act surprised when security raids the cargo bay to confiscate the guns. Steal as much money as possible and shove it all in your B.E.P.I.S. Pretend you're actually a head of staff. cMedium
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Cargo Technician 		Push dem crates and ensure a smooth operation as dictated by the QM. Spend the cargo budget on insulated gloves and toys. Ride the mail tubes to places you shouldn't be. Ride around the station on the MULEs. Defend cargo from outside invasion. Refuse to ship away bounties. Search maintentance for trash with single digit export values to gift to the QM like some kind of weird humanoid cat instead. Promote cargo shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear and pockets. dEasy
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Shaft Miner 		Mine rocks. Try to mine the local wildlife. Be yelled at by every other department to get materials. Vandalize the science departament when Mining Technology doesn't get researched fast enough for you. Explore Lavaland for phat loot. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is launched before you can get every tendril chest. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you. Get chewed like a gum. Cause more damage than all the actual antagonists in the round combined by failing to kill a boosted tumor monster. Fall into a chasm and die. bHard

Service

Job Role Difficulty
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Janitor 		Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. Leave bear traps in public hallways. Rejoice when slaughter demons appear, only to be killed by the accompanying wizard. dEasy
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Bartender 		Mix cocktails. Protect Pun Pun at all cost Toss the monkey's bloodied corpse into disposals. Dodge glasses being thrown at you. Have your shotgun stolen after loading it with live ammo from RnD. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". Pretend you didn't see the chef put that guy in the gibber. dEasy
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Cook 		"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!). Deep fry stolen traitor gear. Abduct Pun Pun at all costs. Find out if it will blend. Deep fry the armory. Be brutally murdered by your pet goat. Unleash your CQC on anybody who dares enter your domain. Deep fry the Captain's spare ID. Complain about the botanists growing inedible super-weed. Deep fry the AI. dEasy
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Botanist 		Grow the good stuff grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security cares fuck all about. Get ignored by a dude making crayon powder grenades while you're asking for crucial supplies. Grow medicinal crops to heal the acid burns sustained during a chem lab robbery equipment redistribution. Smoke weed dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Make acid-filled tomatos and melt everyone's stuff. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. Get lynched for releasing your bees full of dangerous chemicals. Find unimaginably rare and dangerous chemicals in your strange seeds, then die to a random traitor before they grow. cMedium
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Assistant 		Roleplay as a hobo. Break into every other department like a kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Spawn with a grey jumpsuit and become the chosen one. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone. fNone
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Clown 		Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! eHONK!
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Mime 		*wave e...
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Chaplain 		Get people drunk on holy water. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. Get lost in maintenance during a cult. Be beaten to death by security for your null rod SORD... so they can validhunt the wizard. dEasy
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Curator 		Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the disablers and batons are in space. Get deathsquadded for doing so. dEasy
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Lawyer 		Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Attempt to obstruct every arrest. Have the murderous changelings released on a technicality while convincing the Captain to permabrig the clown. Get your ribs kicked in for taking a stun baton. Eventually be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. dEasy
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Prisoner 		Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a ghetto party. Have the AI let you out when there's no security presence. Be eaten by space dragons. Roleplay with the Lawyer until you forge a deep, personal relationship. Don't invite the Warden to the wedding. dEasy

Non-human

Job Role Difficulty

AI 		Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the captain robust the clown. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at. Make everybody regret changing your laws by abusing loopholes to kill them. Talk exclusively in vox. aVery Hard
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Cyborg 		Follow your laws. Hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals pressing their funny button. Forget to recharge. Forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws, only for the AI to ignore your opinions. Have no idea how to plasmaflood when you're inevitably subverted to do so. bHard
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Drone 		Fix the holes in whatever derelict station you spawned on. Be lonely. Somehow get to the station, be worn as a hat against your will and get bwoinked for leaving the derelict. bEasy
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Personal AI 		Be the friend someone has always wanted if they bother downloading you. Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill in any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants. Turn into a cat and serenade Runtime. Scare the AI by hacking into a public door. dEasy

Construct 		Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. Laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell. Ask to be a Juggernaut and get spaced Wraith instead. cEasy to Medium

Imaginary Friend 		Yell at your host VERY loudly. Pray for divine vocal cords. Dispense bad advice. Constantly nag your host to not believe the lies of !!BIG PHARMA!!. Make erotic emote gestures at whoever is beating your host to death. cEasy
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Split Personality 		Q: What are you planning to do? A: Well, big boy, it's a toss-up between running into that shocked grille currently venting into space over there, and that emagged recycler over here. What do ya think? cEasy to Very Hard
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Ghost 		Talk to the other dead people. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost Orbit around the singulo whoever has the highest bodycount. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. Follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about said antag literally everything to rival industrial salt mining. Be made visible by Wizards and rat out other antags innocent assistants. fGhastly!

Special

Job Role Difficulty
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Lavaland/Space Role 		Die to ash storms. Die to wildlife. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die by getting bored and suiciding. Die to random civilian explorers. Die to other ghost roles. Die in general. If you survive, make a pilgrimage to the station so you can experience racism and die. bHard
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CentCom Official 		Be self-important. Meddle with station affairs. Annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have your body looted by everyone, including the Captain. Be murdered under suspicion of being a badly-disguised nuclear operative. Watch an ERT/Death Squad avenge you from beyond the grave. bMedium
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Ian 		Perform ass inspections. Eat donuts. Get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed, then have your meat turned into a statue of the clown. Cause a riot when an assistant breaks into the HoP office to steal you. Wear funny hats. aImpossible

Chrono Legionnaire 		Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Be rendered obsolete by validhunters. Wonder if any admins remember you exist. bNever Existed
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Highlander 		THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE bMedium
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Emergency Response Officer 		Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Be killed by a single traitor with a double energy sword. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team. bVery Hard
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Death Squad Officer 		Beg admins to spawn a deathsquad, spawn in at CentCom, kill the admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver. bHard
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